dumb as a doorknob

7 months ago

About

I’m Morgan Friedman and I find meaning in deep focus. Here’s is a timeline of my projects: some professional, some for fun, but what’s the difference? Professionally, I get my hands dirty, learning how to get millions in sales or votes, then managing teams to making it happen. Personally, the 411 is I was born 1/14 & I know a ton about a few topics, zero about anything else. My observations are likely obvious, trivial, or wrong.

Links

✓ About moi (from long ago) 🥑
✓ Twitter (Short thoughts)
✓ Instagram (Etymologies)
✓ The original version of this page
✓ My Ancient Media Mentions (Ancient CV, including my old list of tons of media mentions before I tired of keeping track.)
✓ Say hi 🚀 I enjoy having pen-pals with the same enthusiasm I did when I was 11.

The WNIP crowd

Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist