...the man who goes to the beach to solve math problems.

Cav Quotes

• Ah jeez...
• Golly-gee willikers...
• Wouldn't it be nice...
• Let's do it..to it!
• Good ol' Galwah...
• OK guys and gals...
• I'll tell ya what...
• Ya' late!
• I've gotta tell ya...
• Let's go!
• Observe.
• It's a KILLA.
• Yundastand?
• Are you mocking me?
• Have a good one, everybody.
• We gotta get going on this, everybody.
• I'm gonna turn on the systems, OK?
• Hamburger
• Do you really need to know this in the real world? NO! There's only 5 words that you need to get through life. Would you like fries with that?
• The deeeeeeeNOMinator...
• Just because you can have lasagna in Florida doesn't mean you can't have it here.
• Pretend, everybody, I'm getting really angry now.
• You can kill a fly with a bazooka, but man, is it messy.
• Hey...I can go home on the New Jersey Turnpike, but it'll take a heckofa lot longer.
• Lemme tell ya something: nerds are the greatest people on earth.
• Wouldn't it be nice...
• Let's do it to it!
• Good 'ol Galwah...
• Ok guys and gals...
• I'll tell ya what...
• I've gotta tell ya...
• Observe.
• When you're sitting in Yankee stadium, next to 70,000 other people. You'll be the only one who knows how to take a derivative.
• Feel free to shut up
• I hate to say shut up
• Feel free to get up and walk around
• Have a good one, everybody.
• We gotta get going on this, everybody.
• I'm gonna turn on the systems, OK?
• The deeeeeeeeNOMinator...
• Can you? Sure you can, but I don't want to hit my head against the wall either!
• Just because you can have lasagne in Florida doesn't mean you can have it here.
• You can kill a fly with a bazooka, but man, is it messy.
• Hey... I can go home on the New Jersey Turnpike, but it'll take a heckofa lot longer.
• You don't have your colored pencils...?
• It's difficult to see the universe when we're in an apple.
• We're lost in the forest -- and there IS no forest.
• Hush, puppies!
• Mike Epstein: This is indoctrination!
  Cav: Yes. You're an apostle of the obvious.
• I wish I could [curse at you], but I'm professional.
• Oh, my gracious goodness....
• Put your heads together -- gently -- to figure this out.
• pretend i'm getting mad, everyone.
• let's go!
• give it a go!
• don't draw mickey mouse pictures
• oh sheesh
• today we're gonna switch gears everybody.
• we're switching gears now
• using your 140 iqs...
• bingo!
• that would be a great math fair project
• golly gee whillikers (sp?)
• using your feel for numbers...
• stay with me...
• all right, everybody
• |====|-----| this is calculus.....
• oh, ya didn't do the homework
• yahlate!
• you're becoming a mathemagician
• we're gonna have a THING next week, folks.
• wouldn't it be nice to have colored pencils, everybody
• thhhheeeee limit as h approaches 0
• i don't mean to snow anybody
• oh! you're not gonna do the work!
• give me the bottom line answer
• open your notebooks to a nice clean page
• before we get hung up, i want you to do this for homework, everybody
• next year, when you're in a calculus environment...
• we're phasing out of this topic
• there's a four-second pause. what do you do?
• when the dust settles, what's the answer?
• oh, ya don't know.
• what do dat mean?
• this is pain!
• this is a rigged problem
• f-eypoo
• be bold! pull it out
• there's a wrinkle
• when the dong dings
• oh, another assassination attempt
• what a coin-cki-dink
• spring is our enemy, everyone.
• pretend i'm not talking, everybody
• i like to blast through it and then go back and check.
• T-formation
• next year, when you're at yale or harvard or penn state or the state penn...
• Have a Tic-Tac. They're vitamin-enriched.
• Open to the cleanest page in your notebook.
• Student: Do you have to show that part?
  Cav: (long pause) No. You don't have to. But if I'm eating a mocha-chip ice-cream cone, I WANNA SEE IT!
• Folks, I'm gonna plant a seed.